‘The Valley’ Season 2 Premieres Tonight and Yes, It’s Already a Hot Mess.
The Valley is back tonight on Bravo and it’s somehow messier than a Jax Taylor apology tour. Season 2 isn’t just a return, it’s a full-blown Bravo fever dream: divorces, custody battles, surprise pregnancies, and enough tequila tears to flood Studio City. The men seem to be worse than last season (if thats even possible) and the women on this cast have definitely had ENOUGH.
Lets get into this drama, Shall we?
Jax & Brittany: Divorce, Rehab, Repeat
America’s least convincing Hooters love story is officially coming to a very much needed ending. Brittany Cartwright filed for divorce last August and Jax is once again facing the music while actively loosing his shit. All of this while, Cartwright lives in an Air Bnb with their son Cruz.. Unfortunately for the OG Vanderpump Rules fans, this is the least surprising plot line of The Valley.
Michelle & Jesse: War of the Co-Parents
Meanwhile, Michelle Saniei and Jesse Lally are deep in the trenches of a custody battle, which basically means arguing about their daughter’s school and whether or not she should be wearing eyeshadow. Michelle’s already moved on (as she should) but the divorce is still messier than Tom Sandoval’s deleted texts. Expect tension, awkward run-ins and at least three “I’m not doing this here” moments per episode.
Look Who’s Also in the Valley Now...
Oh, did we mention Scheana Shay, Lala Kent and Tom Schwartz are joining like it's Pump Rules circa 2017? Because they are. Tom Schwartz is once again emotionally supporting whichever man’s life is currently crumbling. Which, in this case is all of them. So Schwartzy will have enough pep talks to give to keep him busy all season long. From the looks of the whats to come, its open season on terrible men…
Accountability is king fellas!
Final Verdict?
It’s the closest well get to having Vanderpump Rules and honestly, its juicy.
The Valley Season 2 premieres TONIGHT at 9pm ET/PT on Bravo and hits Peacock tomorrow. Get your snacks, charge your phone and prepare to be enraged by men all season long.
Messiness is back, and it lives in The Valley.
